The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
Bloodhound Gang
The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to explain, I'm your biggest fan,
I just wanted to ask, could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can!
[REFRAIN]
You've had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick,
I've had a lotta time, had a lotta time.
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey, but you ain't had mine.
[2ND VERSE]
Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to complain, ya never wrote me back,
how could I ever eat your ass when ya treat
your biggest fan like that?
[REFRAIN]
You've had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick,
I've had a lotta time, had a lotta time.
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey, but you ain't had mine.
[3RD VERSE]
Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to constrain, this letter is my last.
As your biggest fan, I must demand,
you let me eat your ass
[REFRAIN]
You've had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick,
I've had a lotta time, had a lotta time.
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey, but you ain't had mine.
[BRIDGE]
P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey, Chasey this is my mom and dad,
now show ‘em them titties, now show ‘em them titties!
P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey, Chasey this is my mom and dad,
now show ‘em them titties, now show ‘em them titties!
Would you fuck me for blow?